Stretching right across the table.
For justice and freedom and the safety of all that's good in the world.
Against the might of Stuarts evil hordes.
Crazy looking winged things!
Burny hot looking orangy red things! (and some weird looking pink things with loads of eyes!)
The 2 armies faced up (I am sure some of those white cloaks may well have turned just a little bit chocolate coloured at this point?).
The forces of good stand their ground as the evil troops eat away at them.